Hadron Collider on Hold- til 2012 and Quetzalcoatl's Arrival?

Of course the Hadron Collider is on hold following a little transformer break-down! Of course it is! This won't be the last time either. Acording to the book I'm reading, "2012: The Return of Quetzalcoatl" by somebody Pinchbeck...- the world as we know it will end in 2012 and we will be transported, apparently, to some other sphere of existence. Ok, ok, I'm not all the way through the book, and don't know what he's talking about, but if things are going to change drastically, and we are going to travel forth with all the mushroom spores through eternity....maybe it'll happen in another few years (i.e.,2012) when they finally iron out the kinks in the Hadron collider and spin us all off into the far-out Mayan heavens. I'm game. But will Georgie Porgy and Sarah Palin have to go too?