Musharaff can suspend the Constitution? Let's keep it quiet!

Let’s hope George Bush has a bad case of tinnitus today or is otherwise indisposed, and won’t be able to hear the news out of Pakistan. Musharaff has declared a state of emergency and suspended the Constitution. It’s pretty scary to picture what our president’s reaction to such news could be. Can’t you see Georgie Porjy with that perplexed look on his face, then the little light bulb going on above his head and that smile dawning as he thinks “Wow, that's cool! Suspending the Constitution?! I never thought of it! I wanna do that too!”